疯狂的司机

　　There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280！”

　　Herman says，“I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”

　　一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话，妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心！我刚从电台上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行！”

　　赫尔曼说，“我知道，可是不是一个，而是成百上千个！”

　脱掉我的衣服

　　My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.

　　前几天的一个晚上，妻子回到家里，让我脱掉她的上衣；然后又让我脱掉她的裙子；然后又告诉我，以后不要穿她的衣服了。